Нужен англоговорящий Frontend/Backend PHP программист на зарплату 4000 грн в месяц

Очередная эпическая вакансия, в которой рабовладельцы, видимо, забыли выкосить несколько требований, как и добавить в зарплате ноль.

Открываем rabota.ua:

Posters America

Полная занятость

Salary:

4000 UAH per month.
Paid through Paypal.
Paid twice per month.

Requirements:
Knowledge, skills:

UI / UX
HTML5, CSS3.
JS, jQuery, jQueryUI.
PHP
SQL, MySQL
Bootstrap
CMS: WP, Joomla, Bitrix.
Cross-browser compatibility (Google Chrome, Firefox, Safari, Opera, InternetExplorer 8.0+, iOS, Android).
Block fixed / Rubber coding.
Adaptive layout.
Compliance with W3C standards.
SEO-layout.
Adaptation / implementation of plug-ins.
Using sprites.
Connecting a non-standard fonts (@ font-face, cufon, google web fonts).
Speak and write in English
Skype
Powerpoint

**
Duties:**
Web Development

— Develop functional and appealing web- and mobile-based applications based on usability
— Provide website maintenance and enhancements
— Use a combination of markup languages
— Code functional requirement documents and specifications
— Create quality mock ups and prototypes on tight timelines
— Assist other developers with coding and troubleshooting
— Create cascading style sheets (CSS) that are consistent across all browsers and platforms
— Maintain graphic standards and branding throughout the product’s interface
— Stay up-to-date on emerging technologies
— Promote usability best practices
— Integration of user-facing elements with server side logic
— Building reusable code and libraries for future use
— Optimization of the application for maximum speed and scalability
— Implementation of security and data protection
— Design and implementation of data storage solutions
— Reliable internet connection
— Create landing pages

Working conditions:

— Standard full time 8 hours a day work.
— Shortage of hours can be made up on other days.
— We Skype chat, conference and share screens ..
— We track your work and hours using screen capture and time monitoring app.
— You upload your work to a server.
— You work from your home or anywhere you want as long as you put in your full time hours.
— Login and logout using Skype chat and Time app.
**
About us:**

We have many websites and applications that need to be developed. This is a long term position. Your first task is to finish or re-develop the website, www.banners-inc.com.
We are headquartered in the US.
We have employees in India, Jamaica, Mexico, Philippines and the US. You will interact with them.

Комментарий ебаной редакции
Что может быть лучше долгосрочной пахоты на бекенде и фронте под соусом кроссбраузерных костылей за целых 4К грн в месяц? Неплохая зарплата — учителя и те меньше получают. Да и есть возможность заниматься любимым делом, развиваться, устремляясь за технологиями, практиковать английский с америкосами. И зарплату платят дважды в месяц, чтоб не успевал всё потратить. Мечта!

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